Know any hunters?

We all have at least one friend who lives for hunting season, right?
Short of firearms and camo clothing items, it might be a challenge to find suitable gifts for the hunters on your gift list.

Here's some ideas:


Deer Rider

This unique novelty item is motion activated, or can be triggered from a button on the hood that starts the smiles and toe tapping. When actuated, the vehicle bounces, headlights flash and the deer raises its head to sing "Low Rider" and "Sweet Home Alabama", while the driver's and hunter's heads gyrate to the music. Two bolt-action rifles, a cooler, full camo hunting clothes and a Cabela's logo emblazoned on each door add a touch of realism.
At Cabela's


Buck the Animated, Singing Trophy Deer

The joke's certainly not on you this year. A practical-joke gift for hunters and non-hunters alike, Buck the Animated Trophy Deer is sure to get a rouse when passersby see it proudly mounted on the wall. His head moves from side to side/up and down, his mouth moves in synchromotion to six songs, 12 sayings or your voice, and his ears twitch. Includes microphone and remote control.
At WalMart



Camo Golf Balls

This is for the really avid hunter who has covered everything he owns with camo design. Whether he's a golfer, a sportsman, or both, he is sure to get a laugh from this hilarious gift! Perfect for your husband, boss, dad, uncle, or grandpa, the Camouflage Golf Ball is a huge hit for any occasion. Balls come in sets of three in case one or two "get lost" in play.
At MookieGifts


Animated Hitch Critters

Take one of these critters for a ride on your trailer hitch.

Besides giving yourself a chuckle, these moving Hitch Critters plug in to provide a third brake light for added traffic safety. Moreover, they protect ball hitches from corrosion.
At SkyMall
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Veg-Hunt T-Shirt

Great gift for the "mighty hunter" who never seems to bring anything home.
Vegetarian = Old Indian word for Bad Hunter.
(Yup, he'll appreciate this one!)
At Arkansas Duck Hunter





Deer Rear Trophy

The deer rear symbolizes the trophy wall hanger that got away. You know... the one your macho hunting buddy "almost" bagged. This makes an unforgettable conversation piece for your den, deer shack, trophy gallery or the office.
At The Sportsman's Guide




You thought that was THE END, right?

Nope.

Last, but not least,


How to Shit in the Woods

This book presents an environmentally sound approach to relieving the call of nature. The author is humorously frank in her discussion of the 'how-to's' as well as toiletries, and dealing with the unexpected. Your deer camp has someone who really needs this book.
At Amazon.com